2.03.2010

Surgery Safari (12th installment)

I am having sinus surgery on Friday because of my tragic ailment, AFS. I have recently refused to tell people what that acronym stands for because I assume they judge me--the F may or may not stand for "fungal." I don't want people thinking I have yellow toe nails or nasty rashes. Good thing my 12 credits of classes are: Satire and Comedy, Print Culture, Bookbinding, Makeup (yes I get credit for that) and playing my cello so I can go to Scotland this summer. Happily, I will return to Arizona for 1.5 weeks, lounge around in soft clothes and bask in the warmth that comes from Buster, Dwight and Tracy Jordan. Ahhh the delights of surgery: a mom to take care of you, drugs so you can sleep for 16 hours each day, ice cream, sympathy, and throwing up blood. Wish me luck!
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  1. LizFebruary 3, 2010 at 11:28 PM

    mmm, the last item on that list is making me wish i had more surgeries! you've sold me. i'll go to the doctor tomorrow. (i really am going to the doctor tomorrow, but not for a surgery)

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  2. MorganFebruary 4, 2010 at 8:09 AM

    eeeeeek!!!!!!!! When do you leave? Alex leaves for Australia Saturday, if you're not gone before I wanna see you!!!! Shoot, i wish you didn't have to get surgery but then again entertainment by Buster Blooth almost compensates for the poopyness of surgery. Love you!!!!!

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  3. AmyFebruary 4, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    And your cousin Amy to keep you company :)

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  4. JessieFebruary 8, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    ugggggggghhhh.

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  5. JonathanFebruary 9, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    I hope they can fix you Arterialinus Fungal Snifulitis

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