Sometimes, I randomly think to myself: "Just doin' my duty for God and my country." Oddly enough, this usually happens when I am cleaning the bathroom, walking to campus, or engaging in an adrenaline-inducing activity.
The strangest part of this situation is that I hate phrases like that. Too much USA pride, which I always associate with hicks and old navy flag shirts, irks me. I can't really say why those things irk me, I really do like this place.
In conclusion, I am totally strange and full of contradictions.
The end.
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this is HILARIOUS! haha, I'm still laughing. At least you think of it while you are cleaning the bathroom and not using it :-). I'm sorry I keep laughing. I love you!
ReplyDeleteI am DEFINITELY going to say that next time I have to do something like weed the backyard or do the laundry. Amazing.
ReplyDeletedon't worry...your contradictions are safe with me :)
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